Help keep me alive and working! My only income comes from my writing and having adventures; so help keep me going even at 74 and with Parkinson’s.
“Stuff is eaten by dogs, broken by family and friends, sanded down by the wind, frozen by the mountains, lost by the prairie, burnt off by the sun, washed away by the rain. So you are left with dogs, family, friends, sun, rain, wind, prairie and mountains. What more do you want?”
–Federico Calboli
“Turn your head and cough, please.”
“Would you like to hear that again, sir?”
“If you had a set like these maybe I’d spend more time at home!”
“You see? Tame as a housecat. Watch this! You think I could do that if he wasn’t taAAAGGGGGGHHHHHGAGHGHAGHHAH!!!!!”
It’s called positive reinforcement training…
I dunno. Do you REALLY think prostate massage does that much good?
Prairie Mary
Guy with the lion: So if I don’t want any baby lions I just give these a good yank huh?
Guy in the truck: *Snicker* “Yup!” *rolls up his window and pulls out gets his video camera ready*
“That truck ain’t the only thing that’s got a hemi….”
If lions were in conformation shows–“The STANDARD indicates that if a judge does this, and he shows any sign of aggression, he’ll be disqualified….”L.B.
Lioness- “All these years! I’ve been living a lie!”
When I saw this picture I couldn’t resist putting it up! He he – you guys have really made my day – great work!!