This Roosterfish brookie model reminded me of something I used to think about which was what would be the ideal sport fish. I came up with one that is colored like a brook trout, is shaped like a sexually immature Atlantic salmon, tastes like halibut, jumps like a tarpon, is as littoral as a striped bass, runs like a tuna, surfaces feeds like a smallmouth bass, is as hard to catch as a muskie, eats near anything like a flathead, varies in size like a ?, is as diurnal as a ?
Does anyone want to fill in the question marks or add more?