"Oh GREAT! I'm here raising five obnoxious teenagers eating me out of NEST AND TERRITORY and YOU are off SOARING IN THERMALS looking over at the neighbor's territory and EYEING THAT FAT FEMALE he's got over there! Hey! Come back here! I SAID COME BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!"
National Geographic commentators voice,"As you can see this hawk has evolved a new hunting technique, it will sit absolutely still and just hope that a bird fly's into his mouth. Lets wait and see what happens."
Matt, it's strange how our minds go down the same paths at times, but your addition of the "eyeing that fat female" was over the top!
Of course, what really happened was I came by, flushing the red-tail off a bunny in the draw, and got scolded in the process. But when I looked at the photo, I realized the bird could either be screaming … or yawning.
Marco!
{coming from far off}
Polo….
[really hoping others played that game, or this will make absolutely no sense]
"Oh GREAT! I'm here raising five obnoxious teenagers eating me out of NEST AND TERRITORY and YOU are off SOARING IN THERMALS looking over at the neighbor's territory and EYEING THAT FAT FEMALE he's got over there! Hey! Come back here! I SAID COME BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!"
AAAAHHHhhh! Dang splinter! ….L.B.
[caption for local newspaper]
A local hopeful performs Hawk's Aria during auditions for Our American Cousin held at the Opera of the Rockies today.
National Geographic commentators voice,"As you can see this hawk has evolved a new hunting technique, it will sit absolutely still and just hope that a bird fly's into his mouth. Lets wait and see what happens."
Good ones, all.
Liked the Marco Polo one a lot.
Matt, it's strange how our minds go down the same paths at times, but your addition of the "eyeing that fat female" was over the top!
Of course, what really happened was I came by, flushing the red-tail off a bunny in the draw, and got scolded in the process. But when I looked at the photo, I realized the bird could either be screaming … or yawning.
" Every time my scream is used on the wrong continent in a movie some asshole with a microphone gets a $100, what do I get nuthin."