Ht. Jonathan Hanson.
Update: Mark Farrell- Churchill responded with a corollary joke in the comments, too good not to share:
Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop. Cop walks up to the car and says, “Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?” Heisenberg responds, “No…, but I can tell you exactly where I was!”
Update 2, from Peculiar:
Heisenberg gets stopped at a Border Patrol checkpoint. “Sir, the dog alerted, we’re going to have to search your vehicle.” They open the trunk. “Sir, you have a dead cat in here.” “Well sure, NOW I do!”
You beat me to it!!! Just saw it when my issue came yesterday PM
Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop. Cop walks up to the car and says, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responds, "No…, but I can tell you exactly where I was!"
That is so good I am putting it in the post as an update!
I must admit, my peasant hillbilly self had NO IDEA what this cartoon was about. But then, that's what "Google" is for, right? Now that I have been enlightened, I must say, there were school day lectures I experienced that certainly made me relate to Shrodinger's cat! And I suspect this philosophy might have something to do with Bigfoot, as well…..L.B.
Rene Descartes is sitting at a bar. The bartender comes over and says, "Rene, you want another drink?"
Descartes replies, "I think not."
"POOF" Descartes disappears.
Reid, that's AWFUL . But I'll put it up later anyway.
Heisenberg gets stopped at a Border Patrol checkpoint. "Sir, the dog alerted, we're going to have to search your vehicle." They open the trunk. "Sir, you have a dead cat in here." "Well sure, NOW I do!"