Funnies – Stephen Bodio

Uncontacted

January 30, 2019July 17, 2016 by Steve Bodio

Andaman Islanders perhaps?

Vulture Fan

January 30, 2019August 4, 2015 by Steve Bodio

From Stacia Novy. Picture this revolving above your hospital bed. I WANT one…

Schrödinger’s Cat at the Vet’s

January 30, 2019March 25, 2015 by Steve Bodio

Ht. Jonathan Hanson.

Update: Mark Farrell- Churchill responded with a corollary joke in the comments, too good not to share:

Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop. Cop walks up to the car and says, “Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?” Heisenberg responds, “No…, but I can tell you exactly where I was!”

Update 2, from Peculiar:

Heisenberg gets stopped at a Border Patrol checkpoint. “Sir, the dog alerted, we’re going to have to search your vehicle.” They open the trunk. “Sir, you have a dead cat in here.” “Well sure, NOW I do!”

Useful card

January 30, 2019March 1, 2015 by Steve Bodio

Caption?

January 30, 2019April 23, 2014 by Steve Bodio

From Jonathan Hanson.

UPDATE: I think Dennis has the winner: “Halten Sie mein Bier und beobachten Sie diese” (Hold my beer and watch this).

Cowboy Humor

January 30, 2019April 7, 2014 by Steve Bodio

Montana writer and third generation rancher John Moore has a good new novel coming– which somehow led to this photo by and of his friend, western cartoonist Wally Bagdgett (who is also a thinly disguised character in the book):

I am not sure who wrote the caption…

“Wally Badgett, creator of the “Earl” cartoon, announces his new Roman Riding Act which will debut in pro rodeo this summer featuring the highly-trained Clyde (left) and Pedro. Wally explains that his buddy, John L. Moore, has a new book coming out this Spring that is certain to make him famous, giving him the time and money to do what he has always wanted to do. “I’ve been attracted to Roman Riding because of the costumes,” he explains. “I can’t wait to wear fringe, Spandex, glitter, bling, and sequins. Hopefully in a hot pink and lavender combination.”