Schrödinger’s Cat at the Vet’s

Ht. Jonathan Hanson. Update: Mark Farrell- Churchill responded with a corollary joke in the comments, too good not to share: Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop. Cop walks up to the car and says, “Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?” Heisenberg responds, “No…, but I can tell …

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Caption?

From Jonathan Hanson. UPDATE: I think Dennis has the winner: “Halten Sie mein Bier und beobachten Sie diese” (Hold my beer and watch this).

Cowboy Humor

Montana writer and third generation  rancher John Moore has a good new novel coming– which somehow led to this photo by and of his friend, western cartoonist Wally Bagdgett (who is also a thinly disguised character in the book): I am not sure who wrote the caption… “Wally Badgett, creator of the “Earl” cartoon, announces …

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What Birds Say

From John Wilson : Owes something to There’s a Hair in my Dirt I suspect… No water. TWO “meetings’ tonight for those of us who want to sit in irritable crowds in the heat and not be able to shower afterward.

Excuses for Missing Work

I THINK I got this from the WSJ last week but all I have is a clipping… Dog was having a nervous breakdown My dead grandmother was being exhumed. Toe was stuck in toilet Upset by watching Hunger Games Sick from reading too much Hair turned orange while trying to dye it another color My …

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